FUCK YOU BRIAN
I didn’t mean to have you
u b star and lot of tatoes then kill ur self wierdo
but the one who managed to get money out of it
STOP RIGHT THERE!
You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.
im no cutie
uhhh-huh, that’s what they all say
SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
Posted this before but I’m gonna repost it goddammit
I forgot about this.
wow.THIS IS MY FAVORITE EVER WHO WROTE THIS